30 Secret Signs Women Are Flirting That 100% Men Do Not Recognize Them

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1. When she playfully hits you

“Universal sign: playfully hitting you. Unless you see her playfully hitting everyone, but it’s most likely her just flirting. This applies with every form of physical contact, but especially with those playful hits on your shoulder.” — Darkpulll 

2. When she compares your hand sizes

“Wow, your hands are so much bigger than mine!” — sleepyemoji

3. When she locks the door to the room

“Some of us are dense as can be. Once had a woman over and she asked if I’d go lock the door. I thought she was being weird until I turned around and her clothes were off. THEN I got it. I now look for signals.” — Hipppydude

4. When she says she’s free and bored

“Some that my ex’s told me afterwards:

If she mentions at any time that she’s free or is going to be bored, she wants to spend time with you. It’s obvious in hindsight but I was a dumbass.

Used to tell her friends to walk ahead/go without her

Playful hitting. I missed this fairly obvious one too (see above, ‘dumbass’)

Starts talking about how shitty most guys are/being single is annoying”

She suddenly had my exact music taste.” — ninjasaurxd 

5. When she makes excuses to touch you

“It’s weird but might just be me. But when I take a guy’s shirt sleeve in my hand and rub it as if trying to check out the material… it’s my sad attempt at flirting. Not really their fault if they don’t pick up.” — vazydazy

6. When she makes eye contact and smiles

“The problem with questions like these is that the answer is almost entirely dependent on context. Eye contact, smiling, laughing at jokes, etc are very ambiguous and can be interpreted many ways. Most guys are going to default to the safe position, i.e. not flirting, because it can be very VERY messy for a guy to assume flirtation when there is none and then act on that assumption.” — redditingatwork31

7. When she spends time with you

“When my husband and I discussed past relationships he told me how he had a ton of girls who would hang out with him all the time and flirt with him but never ask him out so he figured they weren’t really interested in him. I laughed so hard then explained that they were waiting for him to ask him out. He thought about it a bit then agreed that ‘maybe’ that was possible but how would he know they were interested? After facepalming like five times I explained the hanging out accompanied by flirting was their showing interest.” — pausingthekids

8. When she complains about being single

“Straight up my husband is an amazing man and I love him but he was incredibly thick in the head while I was trying to date him. In high school I flirted nonstop with him, rubbed my hand up and down his leg, complained about being single, hugged him constantly, ‘accidentally’ bumped into him, went out on outings with him, hell I once changed clothes in front of him. All throughout high school, nothing. I think that’s the end of it and move on with my life, staying friend wth him but still very disappointed.

Dating other guys in college, all boring, when I meet him there, apparently he transferred. I nearly yell in joy at the coincidence. I decide that I’m not letting the opportunity slip by. After catching up with him and stuff I straight up kissed him. Told him that I had a crush on him and he just sits there shocked. Apparently he had a crush on me since high school, he just didn’t think I was interested. Fucking facepalmed so hard.

So yeah, my advice to the guys on Reddit, if a girl constantly wants to spend time with you, cuddles with you, hugs you, complains about how single she is, and changes in front of you, odds are you have a good shot at dating her. Unless she’s a lesbian.” — Terminated109

9. When she grabs your junk

“I once had a girl outright grab my dick and start rubbing and I fucking asked, ‘Are you sure?’

Men are NOT SMART creatures.” — KhaosElement 

10. When she models clothing for you

“Very dense man here. Made friends with the new girl in town that moved into the apartment next door. One day she calls for me to come over and help her out. Thinking she needed help moving furniture or something I obliged. Instead she needed assistance picking out what bikini to wear that weekend. I was asked to sit on the couch for ~15 minutes as she modeled various bikini top/bottom combinations for me. So there I am trying to give this girl my honest opinion while trying to hold back an erection. She didn’t undress directly in front of me (there was a wall she used) but in hindsight it was clear as day that she wanted the D, while I was just trying to be nice and help my neighbor. I’ll add that she had a breast aug and that her rack was impressive. To this day we remain friends, but are simply neighbors.” — Belly_Laugher

11. When she makes drinks and dresses sεχy

“A few weeks ago, I did my makeup ultra-carefully, took all of the suggestions I asked my husband for (that lipstick with this eyeshadow? If you say so), did my hair just the way he likes, put on some enticing lingerie, made some drinks, lounged in front of him… and sat drinking as my hair lost its hold and I got increasingly bored for 7 hours while he played games with his friends online.

So, that.” — juniusgirl

12. When she comes over late at night

“I’m just gonna speak from experience of being a guy. If she comes over after dark for any reason not specifically platonic (like picking stuff up) then she’s more than likely down.” — UncleVicVic

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