25 Very Secrets Most Men Really Don’t Want Women to Know

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You know that moment when you ask your partner what he’s really thinking about? And he responds with a casual “Oh, nothing,” but you know there’s something else going on in his brain? There are some things men just don’t want to share, but a bunch of guys opened up in a recent Reddit thread and answered the critical question: “What secrets do men not want women to know?” Get ready for some answers. But be warned: Some are kinda gross.

1. Why Your Decorative Towels Look Kinda Grimy

“We use decorative towels as normal towels.” —Aeayx

2. Why He Doesn’t Let You See Him N∂ked After a Cold Shower

“How ridiculous our dick and balls look when we’re wet and freezing cold.” —agwe

3. What He’s Really Looking At

“We check everyone out. Everyone.” —pelican737

4. Why He Doesn’t Want to Hear About Your Manly Guy Friend

“No, I don’t want to hear about your guy friend that is much cooler and manly than me. And, yes, every time you bring him up it makes me want to kick you out the damn car. You may not realize, but I can tell you that without even blinking he would have sεχ with you despite being in a long-term relationship. Sorry to break that news to you.” —blamblam2

5. This Is Why He Really Remembers Dates

“I remember dates not because of their importance but because of the sh*tstorm that would ensue if I forgot them.” —Seriousdolla

6. Yes, He Does Get Anxious

“When it comes to providing for the family, we generally put on a brave face and act content, but we’re secretly freaking out that we aren’t doing enough.” —afellowinfidel

7. Not Everything He Says Is What You Think It Means

“‘Of course I would still love you if you got fat’ doesn’t mean ‘I would still be attracted to you, want to have sεχ with you, and be proud of being seen with you if you got fat.'” —Iappreci8thegr8r8m8

8. How He Feels About Laundry

“Bed sheets rarely get washed.” OhNoItsThatDude

9. Yes, He Already Noticed That Other Woman In the Room

“When a woman points out another female, 99.99% of the time we have seen her way before you have pointed them out, but [we] play the whoaaaa/shocked route.” —pyth0ns

10. About P⊗rn…

“Yes, your boyfriends watch p⊗rn.” —whenyouflowersweep

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